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Poonani Cards

How fitting that this is posting as we're on our way to Sin City... Yes, I said poonani. And nothing's wrong with that, unless you're in a convent. I got approval from Craig to share this, so here we go....

I can't take full credit for this idea from the factory, but I adapted it, and in art, that means it's mine. :) The idea came from ABC's Cougartown, when Christa Miller's character Ellie gave a sex card to her husband Andy.

Andy and Ellie have a newborn, so their sex life is latent. The theory is that Ellie has Andy wrapped around her finger so tight that he has to earn these sex cards to get any nookie (or in our house, poonani) at all.

We don't have kids, but we've been together 10 years this year and married for four. I'm not ashamed to admit that just like everyone else, our sex life is great sometimes, and quite latent some of the time as well. So for Valentines Day this year, I made him some of Ellie's cards to give our sex life a little kick.

I took colored cardstock (it's more fitting if it's pink, but mine was green), and cut a piece up into six cards. I told him when those six cards were used, he could earn them back with housework or other nice husbandry tasks. You be the judge on what those are, but this became a fun game in our house becuase I loathe vacuuming. While Ellie's cards just say, sex, and I believe Andy only has about 2, I changed mine up a bit so they don't only offer ideas of the bedroom. I added a "poonani anywhere" card, a "date night" card, and a "kissy time" card because he loves the kissing more than any guy I've ever met.

While I don't expect us to be needing to use these cards in Las Vegas over the next 10 days, I would bet Craig brings one or two, just in case. It's spiced up our love life again, I must say, so today Ellie's idea makes it into the Factory.

Go get some.

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  1. I opened Flock and as it loaded, poonani came up. I, being one of your BFF's, knew what this meant and had to read. Great way to spice it up! Love~

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